I had to edit this since Sage is German with a Russian accent.
Geez, had a tough day today, they served my food way too early. One of the humans gets up in the middle of the night and leaves. After a power nap, I'm ready to play but can't find anything to chase in the backyard. Here's my plan, grab the ball and head into the house. They are suckers when I bring the ball in. Wait a minute (Interpretation, since dogs live in the moment, this is relative)
They have this pesky thing at the door that for some reason blocks me. I can see inside but can't get in.
My paws are not just for walking! After smacking the door a few times the other human shows up. I'm in! After tossing the ball in the air a few times it seems this one is out of it...
Oh well, time for a nap anyway.